Lonny: Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain’t it? “Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.”ĭarryl: Thank God we only had a baler to deal with. Michael: Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not? So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Michael: Ok, you know what? You’re making it sound kind of lame. Michael: Wow, that is… that time really adds up. You’re computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it’s also recommended that you step away for about… about ten minutes every hour. For your circulation, you’re gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour. It’s recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. Toby: Ok, um, one thing that you’re gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Michael: Toby now has the floor… and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. … Only on the rarest of occasions…ĭarryl: There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?
Lonny: What the hell is wrong with this man?ĭarryl: It’s not a trash compactor! It’s a baler! But it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world… if somebody…ĭarry: It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so. Jim: I don’t know, we’ll figure somethin’ out.ĭarryl: These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them. Would you like to be one of them?ĭarryl: You have to be alert, and calm.
Kevin: Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.ĭarryl: Ten people, Michael. Pay attention, man.ĭarryl: Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody? It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.ĭarryl: How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler? Darryl: The baler can flatten a car engine.